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By
Casey Parkman

This summer’s movie
fare brings yet another round of comic book
flicks, and I’m in Geek Heaven.
It all starts with an iron fist as “Iron Man”
roars to the screens tomorrow. Robert Downey Jr.
stars as the Tony Stark, the billionaire weapons
manufacturer who creates a modern day suit of
armor and takes to the skies. It’s an all-star
cast with Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow, and
Terrence Howard and directed by Jon Favreau,
whose comic pedigree includes a role in
“Daredevil.” Anticipation is high and reviews
have already been very positive.
Next week brings us the psychedelic “Speed
Racer,” as the Wachowski brothers bring the
classic anime to the big screen. The director
siblings are film innovators who completely
changed everything we know about special effects
with the “Matrix” movie. “Speed Racer” looks
like nothing I’ve ever seen before, so that has
to be a good thing. I’m looking forward to this
one.
 
Also out soon (May 16) is the next film in the
“Chronicles of Narnia” series, called “Prince
Caspian.” May 22 brings the long-awaited return
of one of the biggest icons in pop culture:
Indiana Jones. “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of
the Crystal Skull” reunites Steven Spielberg,
Harrison Ford, and George Lucas in the fourth
feature of the franchise. The “Sex In the City”
movie bows the next week for those interested.
I’m sure it’ll make some good change, not mine
though.
June offers an interesting selection of movies.
“Kung Fu Panda” and “Mongol” debut on June 6.
One is a CGI animated flick about a martial
artist Ailuropoda melanoleuca, and the other is
about Genghis Khan. I’ll let you decipher which
is which. Friday, June 13 is when “The
Happening” happens. The plot is about stuff
that, apparently, happens. It’s by M. Night
Shyamalan, so expect moody atmosphere and a
twist ending.
Also out the same day is the retcon “The
Incredible Hulk.” Now I love the Hulk. He’s
great. He’s so angry and loveable. The first
“Hulk” movie is unliked by many, but not me. I
thought it was the bee’s knees, only there just
wasn’t enough of Hulk smashing. The producers of
this new one have promised lots of smashing, so
I’m looking forward to it.

The end of June has the latest from Pixar,
“Wall-E,” which is about a little robot trash
compacter in the future. It looks swell, and
Pixar can do no wrong. “Wanted” also comes out
that day for aficionados of films that begin
with “Wa's.” It started life as a comic series
about super villains taking over the world and
killing all the super heroes. Apparently this
would have cost more money to make than the
producers would have liked, so it’s now a
nifty-looking action flick about low-powered
assassins with big stars Morgan Freeman and
Angelina Jolie and up-and-coming James McAvoy.

Will Smith stars as a super hero (oddly not from
any comic series) in “Hancock” on Smith’s
favorite movie weekend, July 2. It’s an original
tale about a jerk with powers who pretty much
sucks at his job as a hero. “The Wackness” comes
out the next day. It’s about New York City or
something like that. It might be cool, the
trailer looks keen, I just love the title. I’ll
go see it just for that.
Whoo-hoo! More super-heroes! “Hellboy II: The
Golden Army” comes out July 13 starring Ron
Perlman as the big red devil child. “The Dark
Knight” would have done bonzo box office even
without the morbid curiosity of Heath Ledger in
one of his last movie roles as the Joker in this
“Batman Begins” sequel. Ledger truly looks like
an absolute horror of a character in this, it
should bring the awesome.
 
The end of July re-teams the “Talledega Nights”
comedy duet of Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly
as “Step Brothers.” Reilly could recite tax laws
and I’d be in stitches laughing.
“X-Files: I Want To Believe” is the sequel to
the 1990s conspiracy cult TV show and movie. It
reunites everyone from the original series.

August looks to have some interesting movies as
well. It starts off with a “Mummy” sequel.
There’s a stoner comedy starring Seth Rogan and
James Franco called “Pineapple Express.” “The
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants” gets a sequel
as well, and I truly hope they’ve washed them
since the first. “Tropic Thunder” could get some
people talking as it stars Ben Stiller, Jack
Black and Robert Downey Jr. as a trio of
diva-like actors dropped off in a war zone. They
believe they’re filming a movie. Downey plays a
method actor who surgically changes his race. It
could cause a stir, since he’s essentially in
very well done black face.
So there you have it, a flick-filled, ‘fore
fall, fantastic fiesta of film. Go spend that
hard-earned lawn-mowing money on some greasy
popcorn and gallons of Coke. Have a great one! |
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